You know your in Japan when...
A while back I was sent a link of someone making a list of things for "You know your in Japan when..." Here's a brief list of my own experiences so far on this issue.
You know your in Japan when...
1) Garbage trucks playing music are perfectly normal.
2) You blow $15 bucks when you ride into town and the only thing you buy is a bottle of water.
3) You look at other non-Japanese people and think, "What the hell are they doing here."
4) Your umbrella is stolen if you take your eyes off of it for more then 2 seconds.
5) 90% of the people dress in shades of black and white only.
6) Bodily contact in public places becomes negligible.
7) Your sworn enemy becomes Moped drivers who are always trying to run you over.
8) Your sweating like a pig yet the 5 men in business suits next to you are perfectly fine.
9) Cowboy boots have stiletto heels on them.
10) Toilets have more buttons then your TV remote, though they don't do the same thing.
You know your in Japan when...
1) Garbage trucks playing music are perfectly normal.
2) You blow $15 bucks when you ride into town and the only thing you buy is a bottle of water.
3) You look at other non-Japanese people and think, "What the hell are they doing here."
4) Your umbrella is stolen if you take your eyes off of it for more then 2 seconds.
5) 90% of the people dress in shades of black and white only.
6) Bodily contact in public places becomes negligible.
7) Your sworn enemy becomes Moped drivers who are always trying to run you over.
8) Your sweating like a pig yet the 5 men in business suits next to you are perfectly fine.
9) Cowboy boots have stiletto heels on them.
10) Toilets have more buttons then your TV remote, though they don't do the same thing.
posted by BrookieDragon at 8:31 PM
3 Comments:
How do you come up with this stuff?
that was me! I forgot to put my name!
I don't have to come up with it, cause its all true.
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